tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689640136215141959.post3903241128705361952..comments2023-04-15T06:48:54.491-06:00Comments on Time to Wipe the Crack: The Messy Transition to Responsibility and Adulthood: One Sentence SummariesKimber, Nolan, and Devinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17310622095186123252noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689640136215141959.post-8033792908893378042009-05-21T12:20:27.758-06:002009-05-21T12:20:27.758-06:00Where the Red Fern Grows: Boy gets dogs, boy raise...Where the Red Fern Grows: Boy gets dogs, boy raises dogs, dogs get killed by a combination of depression and a mountain lion.<br /><br />Harry Potter I-VII: A boy learns he has the magic power to disregard any rule, get other people killed, bang red-heads, and that Prof. Snape is NEVER guilty.<br /><br />The Return of the King: Frodo & Sam get naked, Golem dances into lava with the ring, and there are still 600 pages to go....<br /><br />Persepolis: Iran wouldn't suck if it weren't for Iranians.<br /><br />To Kill a Mockingbird: A young girl learns why it's better to be white than black in the South.<br /><br />I Am Legend: After surviving a plague, one man kicks ass until being betrayed by a bitch.<br /><br />Slaugterhouse Five: A war veteran goes insane and reflects on a life he mostly made up.<br /><br />The Da Vinci Code: Da Vinci left clues to let the world know Jesus got laid.Ferrethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03846148836498132289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7689640136215141959.post-78111264222447651082009-05-21T01:31:03.887-06:002009-05-21T01:31:03.887-06:00Watchmen: costumed hero's get pissy and one blows ...Watchmen: costumed hero's get pissy and one blows up New York.<br /><br />Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead: An Architect gets pissy and builds stuff, has lots of sex.<br /><br />fahrenheit 451: The government gets pissy and burns all the books, one man rebels and escapes.<br /><br />1984: The world gets pissy and builds a dystopian society, one man rebels and gets brainwashed.<br /><br />Anyone else got any?<br />-DevinAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com