It's destiny I tell you.

Devin here, further stereotyping the cliche that all I do is post videos and links to some other person's intelligent crap. And yes I'm posting because I'm jealous that Kimber posted a whole bunch of stuff and therefore is stealing all the spotlight.
Wench.
But really we so glad Kimba is back. And her little dog too. Now onward with important matters.

I don't even want to introduce the first selection. Just rejoice that someone put this together on the internet.
Men who look like old lesbians

The second item is a weird little video that I didn't know what to think about. So I'm posting it here hoping that someone who likes monsters and little asian kids will analyze it for me.


I may or may not have messed with the html embed video code so that it would kindof fit. Atleast the full screen button shows now.

things that annoy Nolan

This is Nolan, *hard core game show music comes on now* bow shika wow wow!

In response to Devins last post, I would like to point out that he missed a few things when he mentioned: things that annoy him. We are both annoyed by the same things more or less. and though it's true that Kenton is one of them, he is by far one of the least of our annoyance problems. For instance: there is a troll that lives in our basement who is totally secluded and horrible to everyone who looks at it. Yesterday we watched a movie called: Troll 2. I found it ironic how the trolls reminded me of the people and monsters in my home; I also found it ironic how the main villain reminded me and Jerret of Kimber. I could easily take Kenton, Kimber, and the troll in our basement and remake Troll 2 with virtually little to no difference. No joke!

Last night I had a horrible night terror, In all seriousness I woke up screaming bloody murder, my heart was racing 100 mph, I was sitting up in bed. I cant' remember what I dreamed, but considering It was the same night I watched Troll 2 and (god forbid) Twilight. I'm guessing it had to either be: a dream of Edward looking at me while I slept; or a dream of Kenton, Kimber, and the troll from my basement all feeding me corn... yeah corn- It was a highlight food from Troll 2.

In conclusion to end this journal I would also like to say that since the title doesn't fit with the subject matter:

my dad annoys me most.

A public statement

This is a public announcement from Devin who is better known as 'poo-writer' or 'feces-blogger'. Kimber is a buttface.

Hello public, all I have to say is that I am deeply and sincerely sorry for my latest post on V8 monsters crawling out my butt. I only wish I could compensate you for the five minutes you wasted reading my terrible confession, butt alas I am too poor and sick. One day when my ship sails in, I will send everyone checks in the mail along with a list of things you can do in the future to prevent yourself from reading my next post. One suggestion I have is to make a list of interesting websites that you can look at so that when you realize that you're heading in the direction of this blog you can look at you're list and quickly divert yourself to a safer place.
Also I will be changing the blog name from 'Time to wipe the crack' to 'Time to wipe your mind of Devin's horrible poo story'. I am hoping that this simple change will make the blog harder to find so that less people will be exposed to stuff that they are not ready for.
I have to say sorry Jarret, Kimber, Nolan, and Grant for reading my post and expecting something better. I am sorry that only one of the four of you have a real job and therefore nothing better to do. If you want I can google jobs for the three of you to show how sincere I am with this apology. The last thing I would like to add is that Kimber may argue that she does have a real job but I know she doesn't since she subtly suggests that her income is AWOL. So if any of you have a heart send some money to this address.
[Address removed by Kimber who doesn't want to be raped in the night, or in the day, or at all.]
If your sending a check then fill it out to Devin Renshaw. I'm going to cash all the money so that Kimber will get a big wad of ones when I surprise give it to her and I can't cash it if it has her name on the check. It would ruin the surprise somehow.