Monday, April 20, 2009

Things That Annoy Kimber (Part III)

I am annoyed by retarded people who assume that their safety is others' responsibility. I am thinking specifically of the BYU students who live in my neighborhood and wander through the streets without any regard for their lives. I drive slowly and am attentive behind the wheel, but when people hide behind parked cars and then step out unexpectedly in front of my moving one, I can't help but be surprised. For some reason, I always get a dirty look from them after slamming on the breaks in order to save their life. I think from now on I'll be nicer to my brakes and less nice to them. They can't give me a dirty look if they're under my back wheel.
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 20, 2009 at 2:14 AM

    You don't need to kill them directly just swear and flip them off. That should be enough to give any good BYU student a chronic heart attack.
    -Devin

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  2. FerretApril 20, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    God finds you funny, but I think He may draw the line at vehicular homicide.

    Now we're all waiting for What Annoys Kimber IV: The Voyage Home.

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  3. AnonymousApril 20, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Then after that we get What Annoys Kimber V: The Kimber strikes back.
    -Devin

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  4. FerretApril 21, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    Followed by What Annoys Kimber VI: Return to the Undiscovered Country.

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  5. AnonymousApril 21, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    Then once that brings in millions of dollars in the box office they'll make What Annoys Kimber VII: The New Blood
    -Devin

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  6. FerretApril 22, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    Once that bombs, they'll try to revitalized the franchise the prequel What Annoys Kimber: The Beginning

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  7. AnonymousApril 22, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    That movie will come out ten years later with a new director, a new writer, and as a bonus: What Annoys Kimber: The Video Game.
    -Devin

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  8. FerretApril 24, 2009 at 12:48 AM

    How would different directors portray What Annoys Kimber?

    Frank Miller
    Quentin Tarantino
    Michael Bay
    Catherine Hardwick (director of Twilight)
    Akira Kurosawa
    Tim Burton
    M. Night Shyamalan

    In fact, it would be entertaining to re-write some of these posts as these people would see them. I won't do it because it's not my blog and I'm lazy. Just fun to think about.

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