Last monday we wrote another postcard to Nolan. It's a secret what the contents of the postcard actually entail. Especially since I didn't scan in that side and forgot what it said. But I drew the picture on the other side and I thought you would enjoy it.
Sorry Kimber. I know you wanted the printed out picture but Jarret asked me to draw it because he thought it would be funnier. Also today, I discovered a website where a guy is trying to collect one million Giraffes. So far he has 5169 giraffes and so he still needs 994,831. He wants to get them all by 2011 and he has predicted that he'll need a drawing every minute in order for it to happen. So impossible in other words. Feeling sorry for the guy I drew a giraffe picture.
According to the guy's rules this picture counts as two giraffes. I also encourage all our readers/ writers to draw giraffe pictures. It would be fun.And yes I know the giraffe picture sucks. I drew it in like five minutes so screw you.
The right giraffe has only three legs, and I refuse to be thoughtful and assume that maybe the fourth leg is merely hidden behind the visible front leg. I do like the fact that the big giraffe is eating the little one. That would also explain the missing leg: it's a ZOMBIE giraffe. I feel justified in assuming that the unseen side of the right giraffe is dead and rotting.
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A zombie giraffe? Are you able to twist anything into a zombie? Is that your superpower?
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Seriously guys, he rockets around the yard, and he's a rocket dog. I didn't mention the words "red", "penis", or "jacking off" anywhere in the phrase "rocket-dog". I insist that you're really stretching hard to make that into something dirty.
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P. S. Rocket-dog is now on facebook. Go friend him.
And you are stretching hard to get anything dirty from the postcard picture. I tried to make it pretty ambiguous. The only "Penis" there is the one that you wrote on the back.
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P.S. I friended rocket-dog
As a vacationing member of the nerd night crew, I have no idea where the dirtiness of the rocket dog emerged. As far as an outside observer might be able to tell, it is a product of Kimber because she is the first to mention it. I'm going to go friend him without using a Post-Script.
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"Red Rocket"= A game portrayed on South Park where children give a dog a handjob.
ReplyDelete"Rocket Dog"= Kimber's nickname for Spartacus.
They share a word!
HEY! I didn't need to know about that. That's sick.
ReplyDeleteBut you didn't need to NOT know....
ReplyDeleteThis is off topic but who checked the Jacob box on the poll? Is it really Jacob?
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At present, out of the five people that have acknowledged reading this blog, one third of them are me. The Mostly Holy Order of Grantula is extending its pseudopods to engulf timetowipethecrack.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I've decided to make another Dungeon since the first was sort of long and would have been difficult for people new to computer games. It will be ready when I get to Utah (26th).
Grant I like the way you word things. But I will look forward to your new Dungeon with much anticipation and also your coming to the land of Utah. Nolan will definitely be here at that time. I found out. That is unless he chooses to not take vacation but I'm pretty sure he will
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I hope to buy a laptop soon so I can talk more to you guys
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