Thursday, July 30, 2009

Mystery pictures

This is Devin. Since there has been an absence of posting as of lately, I decided to put up something. But also since I am feeling unclever I am going to have a contest. I will put up some pictures and I want you(the reader) to write your best captions in the comment section. I will then pick a winner and you will get a surprise prize. I promise it will be good.

Rules are as follows: Captions must be funny or clever(Bonus points for funny and clever)
Use the title of the picture then do the caption. Example: Picture 4: I like candy.
No being a butt and not participating.
Ok here are the pictures.

Picture #1.

Picture #2.

Picture #3

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Picture Time

Kimber provides a visual to go with the previous post.

Monday, July 20, 2009

long time no see faggots

Nolan here with an important announcement: I'm out of bootcamp and things are a whole lot easier. The petty officers here are nice for once, I can say: "hey dude" to one of them without getting my balls chewed. The best News is that they finally stopped feeding us food from the garbage. I love the fact that I can finally have a nice variety

But alas I fear I might get fat again. I know it's only been a few days since I've out of bootcamp, and I know that I live up six flights of stairs, and I know that we'll get a Physical training three times a week. But I met alot of older subs: they're FAT! Fear for the future gentlemen.


Monday, July 13, 2009

show and tell back by popular demand

Its been a good long time since I, Devin have done a show and tell. But today I present to you, two videos that will screw with your perception of normalcy. The first is a trailer for an actual, full length movie that's coming out in the nutty land of Japan. Already, it looks like a great addition to Jarret's bad movie collection. Give it a moment to buffer and click on the full screen so that you can see the whole video.

The second movie is one that I thought was neat, even if it's not particularly funny or crazy.

The Tale of How from Shy the Sun on Vimeo.

Post opinions in the comments

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Independence Day

Kimber wastes space writing useless crap.

Hello all, I didn't want to let a major national holiday go by without posting on the blog (because our blog is so important and has a huge readership who checks it daily), so I thought I'd write something. The trouble is, I don't have anything to write.

However, I do have several things to complain about, but I can't do it openly, since I've found out that a few more people read the blog than I thought they did, and I don't want to hurt their feelings. So I will write about it in code.

Gossipy Item One:
Once upon a time there was a little self-absorbed canary who thought the world revolved around him. Once a year every year he would become more self-absorbed than usual, and would demand that people pay attention to him, even though there were lots of other things to pay attention to on that particular day. Still the little canary threw hissy fits and pouted every time he didn't get what he wanted, so everyone eventually gave in to what he wanted, even though they all knew he was being a giant buttbag. One day, a little shrew decided to stick it to the canary and tell him that he was being a buttbag, but the canary cried, and everyone thought it was the shrew that was being mean, and so they told him off, even though everyone knew that it was just the canary trying to get attention. The shrew didn't let this bother him though, because the gift he'd gotten the canary was returnable, and in any case, canaries die sooner.

Gossipy Item Two:
Once upon a time in a land far, far away, a princess was having trouble with her laundry. Since she was trying to be eco-friendly, she air-dried all her clothes, but then they started to smell like mildew. The princess was very upset, because she liked to smell good; like flowers and spices, not like mold and potentially-respiratory-problem-causing-spores. She decided to wash all her clothes with a very powerful potion which would make the mildew smell disappear, but unfortunately her kingdom had been hit by the recession as well, so she couldn't afford it. So now the princess is stuck in a crappy situation because she doesn't have enough money to buy her way out and isn't clever enough to think her way out. Sadly, this is the moral of all but a very few stories.

Gossipy Item Three:
Once upon a time, a very long time ago, there was a club of wood elves who would meet together and bake cookies (not the Keebler elves, those guys are pathetic copy-cats, though they do make some damn good cookies). Eventually they moved on with their lives and branched out to do different things, but they still had fond memories of each other, and so decided to have a get-together where they could bake cookies again and laugh and play. One very small elf named Drib decided to go, but she was very nervous because while the other elves had learned magic and found fairies to prance around with, she had only learned the art of cynicism and apathy. The get-together was fun for everyone but Drib, who was too nervous about her own lack of accomplishment to be happy for others. Drib left early, and decided to never go again. However, Drib did have an outlet for her stories(if only a very small one), and so Drib was able to make fun of all the happy elves, even if only a few other elves ever heard her.