Sunday, March 15, 2009

PARTY TIME!! (also known as unwanted rape-age)

So Texas here is sometimes really boring. I know all the proud Texans would Disagree and intelligently say: "NU-UH TEXAS IS THE BEST! WE HAVE THE BIGGEST EVERYTHING ANYONE WOULD EVER WANT!!! THIS INCLUDES GIRLS!!!!!" But I still say Texas is sometimes boring.

To cure this boredom I either watch one of my uncles movies, or I play Left 4 Dead on his computer. I've gotten pretty good at that game, In fact I am a well known Deity in the Left 4 Dead "world." People worship me, I have had shrines built in Awesome Opossum's (my Online name) honor. But there are some days I really suck, like the one time I was getting "Party timed" by my cousin and my brother. The phrase: Party time, means to have two homo's dance up and down and in a third unwanted party's face. After The dancing goes for about a minute or two Inappropriate caressing occurs for instance... never mind the details are too horrific to mention. The third and final step includes ME GETTING RAPED IN LEFT 4 DEAD, my team then calls me a noob and I now have emotional scars that will never heal. The Shrines Built to Awesome Opossum are now desecrated, the statues are pulled down, no more Graven images of me are available. The gift shops are gone I am reduced to a noob.

So in an ironic sense hen you're raped in the the real world you're raped in the cyber world

4 comments:

  1. We all know that you secretly like getting party-timed.
    '-Devin

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  2. What the hell?
    -Kimber

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  3. Electronic rape is not the same as physical rape. I have to have a talk with my south-east division....

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  4. Grantula would like to assure the world that he is not one of the party-timers. Grantula would like to assure the world that Nolan hasn't even beaten Left 4 Dead on Expert yet anyways and is still a noob. Grantula would like to assure the world that TX is the biggest state (screw Alaska). Grantula would like to assure the world that the world should listen to his assurances. Even if his assurances come out of assurance's first syllable. But Grantula would like to assure the world that they don't. Grantula would like to assure the world that his comments are not too long at all.

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