Thursday, February 26, 2009

No love

So now that I Devin am in Texas, Kimber has revealed to me the knowledge that I am dead to everyone who lives in Utah.

So I would like to tell all you Kimber followers to suck on this bitches. Thank you.

7 comments:

  1. Hey, where's the sensitivity? Kimber's obviously lashing out because of an inability to cope with feelings of loss.

    I've come to understand that you've moved on to another plain of existence....in Texas.

    Also, you should start wearing a cowboy hat.

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  2. Well I'm not truly serious. I remember a lot of middle fingers flying around at nerd night and for the most part we all seemed to enjoy it or something.

    In the next post I'll wear a hat or do something else Texassey.
    -Devin

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  3. Sarcasm is a lost art. I'm going to the mountains to start my own society, next to the polygamists and white supremacists.

    Now hiring for all positions.

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  4. Don't forget that you'll also be next to the nudist colonies
    -Devin

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  5. Nudists usually stay by some body of water with sandy beaches. I don't think Jarret will have to worry about them in his mountain retreat.

    Kimber

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  6. They probably won't survive the winter, anyway, so we're fine.

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